Category: Sayings

Huff: I love you Dad, even though you tell jokes.

Kids: Can we play screens?
Mum: No, Daddy is using his phone for resting. 
Huff: I thought Daddy was using his phone as a pillow. 

Puff:I know Daddy can be crazy sometimes but I don’t think he’s that crazy. 

Huff has been playing with Dad’s pin art toy at the moment. But she keeps asking to play with the piñata. 

Dad: “When would you like your toast?”
Huff: “Not right now, but after not right now, and then after not right now and then after not right now, after I finish my cornflakes.”

Puff, placing his penguin slippers together, “look! The penguins are connected!”

Mum, “Yes, they’re like Siamese penguins.”

Huff, “Yeah! Simon penguins!”